What’s a brosatru?

What’s a brosatru?

oh, y’know like… a brocialist lol. um… an Asatruar that’s your typical “bro”, y’know? toxic masculinity for sweat, essentially; 

  • obsessed with the idea of the supreme warrior culture
  • binary gender roles
  • says shit like “no homo” unironically…
  • not necessarily a full-blown white-nationalist but can pretty much guarantee they’ve got some decent white-supremacist streaks 
  • which’ll include a vehement hatred of “Abrahamic religions” despite the fact that they don’t actually know shit about any of them except Xtianity, and even that pool of knowledge will only be about as deep as a puddle
  • defs not a feminist, good chance they’ll proudly label themself “anti-feminist” – double points if they whine about “equality, not feminism!”
  • actually a good chance they don’t know shit about the Norse ‘cause they’ll spend all their time jerking off to the idea of a blood-eagle and telling themself they’re an “invincible viking berserker warrior” or whatever and completely miss the irony that the Norse were exceptionally well-groomed and hygienic for their era while worrying about whether washing their ass makes them gay
  • probably thinks rape/abuse/misogyny jokes are funny – eg. “make me a sandwich”
  • etc.